June 16, 2009

Technology Empowers Me

Technology empowers me to diagnose myself, a family member, or acquaintance with 50 different life threatening illnesses by simply inputting my symptoms and answering 10 short questions. By the way, I'm fine.

Technology empowers me to not have an actual conversation with anyone face to face or even have a phone conversation, yet I know everything they did that day, how they are feeling and what they are doing next.

Technology empowers me to save 5 minutes by sitting in the drive thru, rather than walking into the joint.

Technology empowers me to render math useless by not having to ever balance my check book because I can check the balance daily online.

Technology empowers me to share photos rather than printing out triples.

Technology empowers me to have a need for better anti-virus protection.

Technology empowers me to set my journal aside.

Technology empowers me to become the "expert".

Technology empowers me not to have to have wrinkles, fat, or glasses if I choose, and if I can afford.

Technology empowers me to have way more options than a person should have.

Technology empowers some to find true love.

Technology empowers others to find stalkers.

Technology empowers me to "go" to school, without actually stepping foot in it.

Technology empowers me, but the sunsets look better off screen.

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