November 01, 2009

Dear Halloween,

Please skip our house next year. The sugar tantrums and highs are more than a poor mother can bear this year. I have learned my lesson, really, and we'll have no need for all your sugary treats, overpriced costumes (and pumpkins), and rebel teenage anst. Just keeping the safety of my children in mind.

Thanks Halloween, and tell Santa I'm drafting him a letter too!



  1. I really enjoyed your website! Your blog is wonderful reading. Have you heard of Danny the Dragon? One of my favorites, and worth a visit as it is the nominee for Best Children’s Picture Book of 2009!


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