April 30, 2011

Trivia Time

Kids dropped off at school, half way to work, 47.3 miles clocked; I spy Drama Queen's lovie, "Bear", in the backseat. Did I.....

A.) Ponder the situation for 5 seconds then promptly step on the gas and cruise into Starbucks without giving it another thought?

B.) Have a riveting conversation with Bear about the political turmoil in the Middle East?

C.) Tie Bear to a piece of twine and fly it out the window kite-like?

D.) Drive Bear home because I would be home very late and I know she can't sleep without him {now or later, lesser of two evils}.

If you chose....

A.) I love coffee, but am a coffee snob, no Starbucks, Caribou is my lover at $9 a cup.

B.) Bear knows more about politicking than me, I would've just been embarrassed.

C.) That is dangerous while driving! Never fly kites or lovies out windows while driving; talk on your cell phone or text or something.

D.) WINNER! Slightly late for work, but it I know how upset she would've been, and how did I let Bear slip past me? For anything else no, but for the lovie, gotta do it.  I'm a good pushover Mom like that.

Note: We also have a unicorn named Uni, a Panda Bear named Pandy, and 3 deceased fish aptly named Dory I, II and III. Does the creative genius blow your mind? Clearly the Bubble Gum kids are a force to be reckoned with.

Rules and Regulations and stuff:

No prizes will be awarded for trivia. All entrants know what they are getting into by reading this blog. {If you've stumbled upon this by accident, I apologize} I cannot be held responsible for fits of laughter or rage-like commentary such as, "I am so sick of reading this bleep." Contestant guessing right answer does not give claim to state "you know me", you don't "know me". This may be used in a court of law as evidentiary support for my tardiness to place of employment and may have sparked above titled post. No attorneys shall be retained as I am broke and cannot afford one because all my money goes to gas, GFCFSF food and liquor.

Thanks for playing.  Stay tuned for other exciting games such as:  What is that on my shirt?, What's that smell in the back seat?, Who did this?,  or what I found in a back pack.


  1. having a hard time stopping the laughter..... hold on.... yep, still going hard. thanks for making my tummy hurt! =) your posts are the funniest i've found, disclaimers and all!!! have a happy weekend!

  2. I guessed E) All of the above.

    Had to Google GFCFSF.

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  3. What a great choice mommy! This cracked me up.

  4. lmbo you crack me up... I'd have done the same....

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