I completely had my "O" post planned out. I was to write a thought provoking post on outlines. I know one person who writes an outline for her blog posts and was surprised I did not. Really? You've read my blog right? In her defense, she is a genius. BUT, then there was an intervention. I was checking my stats, just a glance, I don't pour over that sort of thing when I noticed someone found my blog by searching with the keywords, "o my gosh I’m giving birth". Excuse me, what?
I had to search the recesses of my memory bank to find out how this combination was even possible and would lead some poor soul here. I have written about the aftermath of childbirth, not pretty people. But I have never really written about giving birth, or at least I don't remember it. I thought it only right to make the SEO concrete on this puppy and write a post.
First I should say, if you are indeed giving birth at this moment, you probably shouldn't be reading my blog. Run along; call your doctor or a health care professional. Oh, I had two wonderful birthing experiences, so it's going to be okay. *wink* Now you should really go. Really.
Also, Cari is a great name, however I would change the spelling were I you. A lot of mispronunciation here and I get called ‘Carl’ a lot. Sometimes there is no dot on the I. Food for thought, best of luck.
Crazy keyword searches do make great posts, but I forget to write that kind of thing down. And even if I did, I'm sure to lose the list. Maybe I should study SEO a bit more? But like I said, that doesn’t interest me much. I have come to the realization that I should have a tab which offers Bubble Gum removal solutions. However when I googled them, it just led me straight to my blog. See? Being a person that seems to know a little bit about everything and not a lot on one specific thing, I do have some advice:
For gum in the hair, rub in a spoonful of peanut butter and it will come out. Once the gum is removed, I would probably wash the hair, or add jelly.
For gum on a shoe, the only solution I’ve found is rubbing it off on the sidewalk, cursing while rubbing helps pass the time, or using that goo-be-gone stuff. It truly works.
If you are a blogger, what is the strangest keyword that has led someone to your blog?
Aren't you glad it wasn't outline? Half-way through the A-Z Challenge! Really would've loved to have pulled an Ellemenopee.