*I've been writing the next great American Novel about Glittery Vampires
*Been stalking this awesome Mama.
*Been in rehab, again, never, maybe, who knows, inevitable
*Contemplating and then ultimately taking my Christmas tree down...a few days ago.
You choose one. But really maybe I've just been with my awesome kids, my awesomer new-ish boyfriend and ignoring all my friends, family and obligations. Yeah, probably that.
So just when you thought I might say something brilliant, I disappoint. You'll have to settle for THIS mediocre piece of c*$p that miraculously got published.
Read all about my slacktivism as a good enough mom.